Thursday, February 5, 2004

Bite Me Indeed

Be careful when you invite someone to "bite me", because they just might take
you literally ...

1. "Bite night on the 7 train"
   <http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/156946p-137857c.html>
"A crazed straphanger bit off the thumb of a 71-year-old Queens man and chewed
 his grandson's face during a wild attack in a packed rush-hour subway car"

2. "Kid bites teacher - teacher bites kid"
   <http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6599643%5E13762,00.html>

3. "Man nearly bit off stepfather's toe, police say"
   <http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2001849029_webtoe02.html>

4. "Man loses nose in TV row"
   <http://sify.com/news/offbeat/fullstory.php?id=13200121>

5. "Forgive and forget"
   <http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/08/15/1060871740624.html>
"A woman in Germany says she still loves her boyfriend even though he bit off
 her nose"

6. "I.F. woman charged with defacing boyfriend"
   <http://www2.kidktv.com/x18258.xml?ParentPageID=x3963&ContentID=x50510>
"An Idaho Falls man is recovering tonight after his girlfriend allegedly bit
 off a chunk of his chin"

7. "20-year-old 'has tongue bitten off during first ever kiss'"
   <http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_351309.html>

8. "Woman bites off man's tongue"
   <http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_844084.html>

9. "Man bites stylist after haircut"  [expired link]
   <http://www.tribune-chronicle.com/news/story/0115202004_new04bite15.asp>