B-List

1. "German gets stuck in folding sofa bed"
   <http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s816362.htm>

2. "Man glues hand to Inland Revenue desk"
   <http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_783482.html>

3. "Teen prisoner adds to woes by getting arm stuck in toilet"
   <http://www.post-gazette.com/localnews/20030606toiletreg3p3.asp>

4. "Firefighters free woman's hand in the pan"
   <http://abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s809465.htm>

5. "Woman needs oxygen after getting finger stuck down sink unit"
   <http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_775702.html>

6. "Man gets fork stuck in throat - twice"
   <http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_757297.html>

7. "Man found sleeping in laundromat dryer"
   <http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/03/20/47432-ap.html>

8. "BMW glitch locks Thai minister in"
   <http://asia.cnet.com/newstech/systems/0,39001153,39130270,00.htm>

9. "Woman hurt by car wash"
   <http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_787879.html>