B-List

1. "Missile misses target, officials call it a success"
   <http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/06/19/missle.defense.test/>
   "The Pentagon's Laughable Weapons Test"
   <http://slate.msn.com/id/2084665/>

2. "Humiliated Eurovision duo advised to call themselves Nil Points"
   <http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_784686.html>
   "Eurovision Song Contest Countries Scoring Nil Points Page"
   <http://www.jcwchan.clara.co.uk/eurosnil.htm>

3. "Money made is a reminder of lost money"
   <http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/08/06/154824-cp.html>

4. "First class: only 14.5m letters lost"
   <http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2003/07/18/nmail18.xml>

5. "Round the world in ... no, forget it"
   <http://abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s790078.htm>

6. "Branson's 'glorious failure'"
   <http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/special_report/1998/11/98/great_balloon_challenge/242530.stm>

7. "Medals and motorcade for Private Lynch"
   <http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/07/22/1058853068181.html>

8. "Bankrupt 'Flunk-Out U' Holds Reunion"
   <http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/06/02/101211-ap.html>

9. "The 10 Most Glorious Failures Of All Time"
   <http://www.austin360.com/movies/content/movies/special/glorious_failures.html>