B-List

1. "Impatient husband crashes car into store"
   <http://www.local10.com/news/3405054/detail.html>
"Police say impatience may have led an elderly man to crash his car through
 the front of a store in southwest Miami"

2. "Man crashes into restaurant"
   <http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_977450.html>
"A German man crashed his car into a Greek restaurant - then sat down to
 have his meal there"

3. "Man discovers car in bedroom"
   <http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1120610.htm>
"A Devonport man was greeted with an unexpected sight returning home from
 work early this morning with an abandoned car parked in his bedroom"

4. "It's 'The Sixth Fence'"
   <http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/137600p-122308c.html>
"A careening car smashed into his Queens home yesterday - for the sixth time
 in the last two decades"

5. "Car crashes into roof of Marlborough home"
   <http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=72435>
"'I came (around) the house to the street, I saw nothing until I turned
 around,' said Penney. 'Then I saw a car in the middle of my roof.'"

6. "Cement truck lands in Raleigh front yard"
   <http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/news/062204_NW_cementtruck.html>
"They heard a loud boom, opened the front door and saw something unusual in
 their front yard"

7. "Japanese tourists hurt as bus shears roof on bridge"
   <http://www.japantimes.com/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?nn20040617a4.htm>
"The bus was too tall for the bridge"

8. "Man crashes SUV into Fort Lauderdale Airport"
   <http://www.local10.com/news/3492009/detail.html>
"investigators didn't know why he drove his 1998 Lincoln Navigator into the
 Terminal 3 building shortly before 10 a.m."