Friday, August 1, 2003

Not the Nine O'Clock News

1. "Fox News Gets Exclusive Rights to Next Four Wars"
   <http://www.brokennewz.com/entertainment/nextfourwars.asp>

2. "White House adds Dixie Chicks to 'Axis of Evil'"
   <http://www.newshax.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=68>

3. "Wealthiest .0001% Praise Bush Economic Package"
   <http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=472>

4. "CA Judge Orders Recall Ballot to Include 'None of the Above'"
   <http://www.newshax.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=405>

5. "Microsoft Announces Ads for BSOD"
   <http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/10/bsod_ads.html>

6. "Symantec Offering Virus Sponsorship"
   <http://bbspot.com/News/2003/06/virus_sponsors.html>

7. "New Program for Swapping Hardware Enters Beta"
   <http://bbspot.com/News/2003/07/hardster.html>