Wednesday, December 17, 2003

TV News

1. "Italians urged to switch off TVs"
"Television networks in Italy are facing a nationwide weekend walkout - not
 by staff, but by unhappy viewers"

2. "Jealous wife smashes TV over Miss World contest"

3. "Bored woman hurls TV out of window"

4. "'Go away mum, I'm watching TV'"

5. "Q: If I fire a gun at one of the buttons on my TV remote control, will
    the remote have enough time to send a signal to change channel before
    it is destroyed?"
I don't know what's more disturbing - the question or the fact that they
provided a serious answer.