B-List

1. "Jasper the monkey wanted by police"
   <http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/04/22/70637-ap.html>

2. "Typing monkeys produce a real mess"
   <http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/05/09/83503-ap.html>

3. "Monkey Visits German Pizzeria, Vandalizes Toilet"
   <http://www.wtopnews.com/index.php?nid=88&sid=98933>

4. "Monkey business is not good business for Taitung farmers"
   <http://www.chinapost.com.tw/taiwan/detail.asp?ID=39717&GRP=B>

5. "Monkey amok in Maynard"
   <http://www2.bostonherald.com/news/local_regional/monk08012003.htm>

6. "Bus passengers' monkey puzzle"
   <http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_808736.html>

7. "Some 'Monkey Business' at the Zoo This Morning"
   <http://www.wroctv.com/news/story.asp?id=9971&r=l>

8. "Sick simian seeks human help"
   <http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/919_345970,001800010001.htm>

9. Monkey News
   <http://www.wtopnews.com/index.php?nid=87>
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