Friday, February 13, 2004

Utterly Baffling

1. "Italian town battles mystery fires"
"A Sicilian town is struggling to work out why dozens of household items from
 fridge-freezers to furniture keep mysteriously bursting into flames, terrifying
 locals and sparking theories of demonic intervention"

2. "Teenage girl's x-ray vision baffles scientists"

3. "Man's 68-year fast baffles doctors"

4. "Unexplained tree-top boulders found in forest"

5. "Rare whale washed up on Coll baffles experts"

6. "Sea lion found on California road"

7. "Mysterious creature baffles officials"

8. "Dragon in jar puts experts in a pickle"

9. "Mystery object baffles space station crew"

10. "Globetrotting snowman mystery baffles owner"

Newsflash: "Barbie and Ken 'Split' After 43 Years"
Apparently they "feel it's time to spend some quality time - apart".  There's
speculation that "the separation may be partially because of Ken's reluctance
to get married".  Cali Barbie's new style has already "attracted a new admirer,
Blaine the Australian boogie boarder".